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beavbeav @ 2009-11-12T20:16:00

2009-11-13T01:16:02Z

Am I a bad person for clicking non attending for that send Noah an early christmas card thing

gah dfoaineg

2009-11-01T14:30:19Z

for it being Halloween and all, my weekend was appropriately horrifying
I have a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving

beavbeav @ 2009-10-27T00:08:00

2009-10-27T04:09:26Z

I can waste time like a champ (clearly)
I'm also excited to be successful (as in I just planned my career goals and they are looking promising)
& the only reason I'm glad so many people have iphones here is that they have apps like Sex Jokes, which we read ever so maturely at lunch, for example
A teacher was informing her students that she was not going to accept any absences for their midterm exam the following day unless a close relative passed away or a nuclear bomb went off or something else along those lines
A male student in the back raised his hand and asked, "What if I can't make it due to extreme sexual exhaustion?"
She responded, "I suppose you will just have to take your exam with your other hand then."

beavbeav @ 2009-10-24T23:00:00

2009-10-25T03:02:47Z

I'm sick knowing so many things, like the L testicle is usually slightly larger then the right
my brain is fullll of shit like that
& if any of you ever have unprotected sex I will murder you

THIS IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY

2009-10-19T00:59:05Z

Apparently my father has been wearing a pony tail since I've been gone & is refusing to cut his hair
Its making me uncomfortable
also, Law Abiding Citizen > Paranormal Activity (which is a wasteeee of time)

beavbeav @ 2009-10-11T00:20:00

2009-10-11T04:21:07Z

First How the Grinch Stole Christmas of the Season :)
Also, I saw this on the food network and I think we should do it some day
Everyone gets their own half bottle of champagne, and then they drink out of it with a straw
it was rather classy

I wish I could turn the bass up on my computer

2009-10-07T03:59:58Z

I'm going through a r&b/rap phase lol

What's a hoosier?

2009-09-27T03:14:20Z

I'M GOING TO BRONNERS OVER MY OCTOBER BREAK
THANK YOU JESUS
I've been googling home made halloween costumes
current front runner: desperate housewife (so basically an apron and little of anything else)
Actually current form runner is ninja, because I want to be a character that I can act out all night and it would be more enjoyable for me
orrr I could be a 70s go go thing with that one dress I have, but I would rather not
or I could be a flapper, but I wear that outfit out normally
one of my amigos is going as amy winehouse, and the other as octomom, so I could be another trashy character
or I could splurge and by a childs mustard costume and just not wear pants
or I could be a construction worker
or a garden because I realized I could make an entirely floral ensemble
actually, front runner is desperate housewife

Quiet rebellions

2009-09-23T00:44:57Z

stop what you are doing
google image pressure ulcer
you are welcome

I also want to own this very badly
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EE-246699&page=1&cgname=OSSALSWTZZZ&rfnbr=6669

and this
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/onlineProductDisplay.vs?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=EE-247888&page=1&cgname=OSSALTOPVIL&rfnbr=6670

my apologies, I do not know how to post links
the people that lived in my apartment before me were subscribers to the urban outfitters catalog, thank you!

I don't know if you can tell, but I want to go shopping very badly

Empire State of Mind

2009-09-13T21:06:22Z

Everyone loves party is the USA, its hilarious
I've also never been so in to the VMAs before
& I want to see Jay Z so bad (ps, his pandora station is to die for)
My mom's facebook statuses are often more hip then mine

Get your damn hands up!

2009-09-08T22:20:16Z

I'm afraid to get my haircut tomorrow, but I must!
3 inches?
gah, I'm going to panic and get a trim aksjdnfiuag
I like my professors, well one I have had already and I've only met one other one, but they're bien
I'm going to be bathe a classmate at 8:00 am tomorrow (ps I also just realized I have an 8:00 am)
Sometimes I wish I could just make my whole facebook look like I'm black, ya dig?
I'm listening to Izzo (H.O.V.A.) and feeling awfully cool, just saying
& I'm buying new shades on the way to the game on Saturday because I just have too
I'm going to try and find a pair that does not involve any current trends, wish me luck

beavbeav @ 2009-09-06T23:33:00

2009-09-07T03:34:10Z

We may loose and we may win, but we will never be here again
I'm having an I hate all my clothes phase

HOLY WELCOME WEEK BATMAN

2009-09-03T21:05:34Z

actually its been alright haha
my apartmento is supreme, which makes me feel a little guilty
its in the boondocks, but I can fix that once mis amigos that live up by me finalllyyyyy move in
My coolest roommate left me to go up north, and now I'm left with the not so cool one who I don't want to walk home mace-less with, you feel me?
come visit me tricklets!

beavbeav @ 2009-08-31T23:21:00

2009-09-01T03:25:41Z

I supremely dislike moving, and I haven't actually started yet

beavbeav @ 2009-08-29T22:35:00

2009-08-30T02:42:28Z

I didn't realize that Citizen Cope made more then that Let the Drummer Kick Song, but I think I may be a fan
I got a lot accomplished today, mostly because my mom helped haha
I've had the same awkwardly lame cold/sinus problem for 2 months, fucking vitamins

"You should have let the smack get you," he said
"But now you've got to deal with me instead
I'm downstairs on the Motorola
You know I've got 3 golden bullets
And I'm shooting for your soul"
Salvation

Halloween

2009-08-27T20:26:07Z

Carmen Sandiego?

beavbeav @ 2009-08-23T12:37:00

2009-08-23T16:38:29Z

My mom just had to call her friend and ask her to change her facebook profile picture because it wasn't flattering
awesome

beavbeav @ 2009-08-09T13:23:00

2009-08-09T17:24:08Z

I'm going to Grosse Ile on the 14th
& I'm thinking maybe ninja for halloween
also, if I pack early enough, I wonder if I could hit a little bit of MSU's welcome week
and then to U of Ms

King Kong aint got shit on me

2009-08-08T01:52:39Z

If I were an artist, I would get at least 2 fabulous tattoos
I'm going to be a nurse, so I will get them in hidden places :)
I think I'm friends with some of the greatest people in this world
& I aspire to be able to shop at Lord & Taylor someday, someday
I am so excited to be done with work because everyone there has a huge issue with their ego and is especially irritable, probably because the stick up their ass is causing severe discomfort
hoes
fo shos
Next week is my next full week, I'm not going to do shit
haha, clearly I'm angry
I like movies
I WANT TO GO TO A WEDDING

G's up, Hoes down

2009-07-29T17:46:22Z

I took the day off work today to dance around my house
It was a good decision

I never thought that hip hop would take it this far

2009-07-26T01:35:13Z

I walk into the living room
My dad is watching television, and by television, I mean a movie about a sad girl on Lifetime
The scene changes and he says, "Doesn't that one look like one of the real housewives of New York?"
I feel compelled to leave the room
Also, I would like to look nice/dress fancyish one more time this summaaa

Other hoes aint never on it

2009-07-22T23:40:45Z

Now that my arm is less of a candy ass, I'm going to start doing yoga, to rap music, what? you heard right
At work today I received a "Text to Landline" call and some automated lady read me an idiot patients text message
It was exciting because I didn't know that was possible
Other exciting work related things include nasty patients and monitoring the line at Sonic through the window in exam room 4, it has the best view
My prom dress turned into a fad, you can buy it in like 12 different styles at macy's now :/

beavbeav @ 2009-07-09T13:16:00

2009-07-09T17:17:16Z

my cousin just added me on facebook
I'm panicking because this means at thanksgiving my family will be looking at all my nonsense
I know this because we do it to all the other cousins

Robyn B. sounds an awful lot like Kevin G.

2009-06-27T00:37:29Z

On my birthday, I want to wear a sombrero...all day
Also, if anyone in N.E.R.D. drops dead, I shotty thier spot

Gyrate

2009-06-21T19:11:11Z

If anyone needs a good eye doctor, I highly recommend Craig T. Swanson
or a good dentist? Dr. DeRoven
Also, UP was alright, rather heavy for a chilldrens movie
I enjoy wearing my 3D glasses around the house

"Follow you heart," he said
Your heart will take you there
"Swallow your pride," he said
For pride is anything but rare